Enter by April 15th to Win One of Only 25 Copies.
This is not for children. It's for your golf buddy. The one who still can't chip, gives unsolicited swing advice, and somehow thinks the problem is never him. Follow Paddy as he meets a helpful hare, a savage sheep, and Marooch himself, picking up golf wisdom along the way, written in proper Irish limericks. It looks wholesome. It is not. Only 25 physical copies exist. Fill out the form below and follow Seed on Instagram to enter.
Get Your Buddy the Help He Needs
It looks like a children's book. It reads like a cry for golf help.
Written in Irish-style limericks. Illustrated for adults with bad short games. Limited to 25 physical copies in the known universe.
Is this actually a real book?
Yes. We printed it. We're not entirely sure why, but here we are.
Who is this for?
Your golf buddy. The one whose confidence has long outpaced his game. Or honestly, yourself. We're not here to judge.
Who is Paddy?
Paddy is a golfer on a journey. He meets a helpful hare, a savage sheep, and Marooch. He learns things. Some of them are even about golf.
How do I enter?
Fill out the form above and follow Seed on Instagram. Both are required to be eligible.
Only 25 copies — what are my odds?
Better than Paddy’s short game, probably. Enter and find out.
When will the winners be announced?
The winners will be announced on DATE.
Can I enter more than once?
Nope, sorry! Just one entry per person.
Who can enter?
Legal US residents 18 and older, excluding Rhode Island, New York, and Florida. Void where prohibited.